i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
me trying to be romantic
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh”
*marries u but only as a friend*
when u take a cookie without askin mama
1. their our know rules
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u!! beautiful!!!
how do i get over someone who i never dated